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Dawn of the Denticle - Part II: On October 1, 2008, Graeme's right, front, top tooth revealed itself. As of October 6, both top front teeth are visible.
These Booties Are Made For Walking: On September 22, 2008, Graeme took in his first tentative steps. Watch out, world!
Incessant Enlargement: (September, 2008) At his nine month physical, Graeme weighed in at 19 pounds and 29 inches.
Play Ball! On July 5, 2008, Graeme took in his first baseball game.
Dawn of the Denticle: On May 20, 2008, Graeme's first tooth made an appearance. As of June 17, he has both bottom front teeth!
Aeroplanes, Railway Carriages, and Motorcars: (May, 2008) Witness for yourself a filmic account of Graeme's Excursion to Seattle!
Sustained Sprouting: (May, 2008) A five and half month physical recorded Graeme's growth to 16 pounds and 26 inches.
Astonishing Augmentation: (March, 2008) At his three month physical, Graeme weighed in at 13 pounds
and measured 24 inches, an increase of 5 pounds and 4 inches since birth.
Graeme on the Motorway: (March, 2008) Don't miss his big Texas Road Trip adventure, with many more photographs!

Last update posted October 6, 2008.

Car Nap
Car Nap
9/28/08 		Watching a Burn with Mommy
Watching a Burn with Mommy
9/27/08 		Something Has His Attention
Something Has His Attention
9/27/08
At the Races
At the Races
9/12/08 		Essence of Innocence
Essence of Innocence
9/5/08 		Helping Mommy Empty the Dishwasher
Helping Mommy Empty the Dishwasher
9/1/08
Love that Dishwasher
Love that Dishwasher
9/1/08 		Daredevil Climber
Daredevil Climber
9/1/08 		In the Pool at the Park
In the Pool at the Park
8/31/08
The Koltys/Greens Attend a Wedding
The Koltys/Greens Attend a Wedding
8/10/08 		On Daddy's Shoulders
On Daddy's Shoulders
8/10/08 		Not the Finger
Not the Finger
8/3/08
Yummy Avocado
Yummy Avocado
8/1/08 		Showing Off Those Teeth
Showing Off Those Teeth
7/16/08 		Asleep with Daddy
Asleep with Daddy
7/11/08
"Am I going to give you a good pose?"
"Am I going to give you a good pose?"
5/23/08 		"I don't know...let me think about it."
"I don't know...let me think about it."
5/23/08 		"How is this for a look of deep reflection?"
"How is this for a look of deep reflection?"
5/23/08
By Now, Standing is Old Hat!
By Now, Standing is Old Hat!
5/26/08 		Standing On His Own
Standing On His Own
5/23/08 		With Bob the Friendly Stroller
With Bob the Friendly Stroller
5/10/08
In the Back Yard
In the Back Yard
5/10/08 		Like Father, Like Son
Like Father, Like Son
5/8/08 		A Feeding Experiment Gone Awry
A Feeding Experiment Gone Awry
5/6/08
With Asha, aka Joanna the Nanny
With Asha, aka Joanna the Nanny
5/5/08 		In Nature
In Nature
5/4/08 		Handsome in a Sweater
Handsome in a Sweater
5/3/08
With Aunt Anne & Uncle Adam in Seattle
With Aunt Anne & Uncle Adam in Seattle
5/2/08 		Seattle Skybridge
Seattle Skybridge
5/1/08 		With Granny Barbara
With Granny Barbara
4/26/08
He Loves a Good Swing
He Loves a Good Swing
4/20/08 		Yeah, Bouncy Chair!
Yeah, Bouncy Chair!
4/12/08 		An early attempt at "solid" food
An early attempt at "solid" food
3/30/08
Priority Graeme
Priority Graeme
3/23/08 		Next Year's Winter Hat
Next Year's Winter Hat
3/21/08 		Koltys Men
Koltys Men
3/16/08
Tummy Time
Tummy Time
3/14/08 		Bath Time
Bath Time
3/9/08 		Bath Time
Bath Time
3/9/08
Sun and Wind
Sun and Wind
2/23/08 In Texas! 		In the Carseat
In the Carseat
2/20/08 		Spit-up Champion
Spit-up Champion
2/19/08 Points for design and symmetry!
At Sushi Station
At Sushi Station
2/16/08 		At Sushi Station
At Sushi Station
2/16/08 		In the Mirror
In the Mirror
2/13/08
Nap Time on the Floor
Nap Time on the Floor
2/2/08 		Again with the Dignity
Again with the Dignity
1/30/08 		Asleep with Mommy
Asleep with Mommy
1/20/08

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  • His name is pronounced graham, and can be spelled with the ligature or the digraph .
  • He entered this world at home, weighing 7 pounds, 15 ounces, and measuring 20 inches, head-to-toe.
  • His middle name honors his grandfather, Raymond Albin Koltys.

Early in 2004, Ray Koltys was inspired to create a vaudeville-style act in order to compete in an onstage gong show playing in Chicago at the time. The result of his scheming was Dr. Kilovolt, a character in a neon suit who dramatically spoke about scientifically manipulating thousands of volts of electricity for the entertainment of the audience (technically true), and then proceeded to dance in darkness to a creampuff sixties track while choreographically lighting the tubes on the suit -- a self-illuminating act.

The night Dr. Kilovolt premiered, it didn't win the show, but it got such a great reaction from the audience that Ray was invited back for the Gong Show Championship at the end of the run. Since then, he has performed it numerous times for burlesque and variety shows in several different venues, including Star and Garter Burlesque, Belmont Burleseque, Son of Superfantabulous, Don't Spit the Water, A Demon Who Never Appeared, and Forbidden Planet Cosmic Cabaret, not to mention a brief television appearance on WGN, Channel 9 in Chicago.

Mary Green has never performed with Dr. Kilovolt, but she has accompanied him out and about on occasion in her own, fashionable Mrs. Kilovolt getup, and supports and encourages his sillyness. Together they look forward to young Master Graeme growing up to join the Kilovolt Clan!

  

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